sydney, 17, connecticut


i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does

(via thefuuuucomics)


i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

(via thefuuuucomics)


Anticipation is EVERYTHING. So unwrap a gift AND more AND more. Because  just like with a Ford that has layers of style AND capability, AND Is Better.

Photography by Dave Graw

President JF. Kennedy & Marilyn Monroe


hey u. congratulations on surviving this year. u rock. that’s 365 days u survived. i bet u did lots of cool things this year. hopefully u had fun. even if u didn’t i bet next year is going to be better. u are a wonderful person and i am proud of u for making it through 2013. please be happy. i love u

(via your-boyfriend-loves-me)


once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(via your-boyfriend-loves-me)




This is THE strangest picture i have ever seen…. like what?

i feel very uncomfortable right now

mind fuck.