i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
hey u. congratulations on surviving this year. u rock. that’s 365 days u survived. i bet u did lots of cool things this year. hopefully u had fun. even if u didn’t i bet next year is going to be better. u are a wonderful person and i am proud of u for making it through 2013. please be happy. i love u
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.